timmytm:

babyslime:

I had this conversation recently with my husband, about the alphabet/oral sex phenomenon, and both of us thought that was the most ridiculous shit we’d ever heard of. I mean really, who gets off on this? I don’t know about you, but when I’m really diggin’ something, I need it to KEEP GOING JUST AS IT IS. Maybe vary the pressure or speed, but not change up the movement entirely every second… that just throws the whole thing off. I can’t imagine laying there going, “No, go back to T, BACK TO T! T!! No wait, it’s gone, restart at B… Maybe throw in an X.”

Variety is foreplay.  Once you get into it, you GOTTA stick with what’s making her hips gyrate. 

timmytm:

babyslime:

I had this conversation recently with my husband, about the alphabet/oral sex phenomenon, and both of us thought that was the most ridiculous shit we’d ever heard of. I mean really, who gets off on this? I don’t know about you, but when I’m really diggin’ something, I need it to KEEP GOING JUST AS IT IS. Maybe vary the pressure or speed, but not change up the movement entirely every second… that just throws the whole thing off.

I can’t imagine laying there going, “No, go back to T, BACK TO T! T!! No wait, it’s gone, restart at B… Maybe throw in an X.”

Variety is foreplay.  Once you get into it, you GOTTA stick with what’s making her hips gyrate. 

(vía studentbyday-maskedherobynight)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

muslos fuertes, muy fuertes

(vía studentbyday-maskedherobynight)

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

(vía lindsaychrist)

natalikoromotoart:

slayrs:

finally used one of my natali koromoto stickers I’ve had them for almost half a year and they were so perfect I couldn’t bring myself to use them until now

Awwww! :)

natalikoromotoart:

slayrs:

finally used one of my natali koromoto stickers I’ve had them for almost half a year and they were so perfect I couldn’t bring myself to use them until now

Awwww! :)

(vía elle-emeno-pee)

tinkevidia:

Sanrio: Hello Kitty:)

tinkevidia:

Sanrio: Hello Kitty:)

La naturaleza nos da el poder de ser madres pero algunas eligen mal al engendro con el que procrearán.

Coqueteando con la alta suciedad, busco mi apendice ideal.

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